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Mad-Libs Write up: Mad-Libs Write up: Richard [ADVERB] Crushes All Comers

1st. Richard Lauder  [PLURAL VERB] anyone who dared sit across from him in the basement of the  [PLACE] which was filled with Scrabblers and  [PLURAL NOUN] . He went 4-0 + 343 and almost  [PAST TENSE VERB] from the combination of his skill and amazing  [NOUN]. He averaged a breathtaking 453  [PLURAL NOUN] per game with the high  game of the  [NOUN] of 511  [PLURAL NOUN]. His  [ADJECTIVE] massacres included  Dennis in a tight,   [ADJECTIVE] matchup, as well as Ron, Bryan and the complete [VERB] of Lynda who turned over a [ADJECTIVE] club record of 50 points on her rack at the end of the  [NOUN]. Richard and Lynda share  [ADJECTIVE] honors with 7 bingos each.

2nd: Bryan Benwitz claimed the  [ADJECTIVE] second spot with a 3-1 +104. With 5  [ADJECTIVE] bingos along the way his only loss was the  [ADJECTIVE] Richard, shattering his  [NOUN] of the coveted first paragraph.

3rd: Ron Malzer also went 3-1 but had only 24 [PLURAL NOUN] left over to show for it. His only loss was [PAST TENSE VERB]  by Richard. 

Word of the week honors go to Beth for COMEDOS which is  [ADJECTIVE]  [COLOR] puss exuded from  [PERSONS NAME] 's pores.